unicorns! caviar! pegasus!

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." -AE

pays me...

so i can wear...

and eat

I wish this was a world of mystical creatures and cotton candy... but it's not. Not everything is as sugary sweet as it seems (me included). This is where that cute cuddly world meets the real thing. Welcome to the ADHD stream of thoughts and questions I face daily.

Imma open book

Chat He really said that

Mike:	I had a really bad nightmare last night.
Kerry:	Do you think it was something you watched or did you eat something spicy...?
Mike:	I don't know. I ate half a turkey before I went to sleep.

#stupid